Cody Alexander Young
Cody Young is a Federally recognized purveyor of pernicious nonsense. He is a master of Id, a veteran of full-contact origami tournaments, and an outlaw in Bahrain. He can translate ethnic slurs into 17 languages, including Sumerian, Fortran, and Pidgin. He has lived through seven out of nine natural disasters and lacks only an avalanche and tornado to reach immortality. Children trust him. He has fished the Bering Strait and plundered its crab wealth. He has liberated fifth world nations with nothing but an aircraft carrier and a pocket knife. He is the Great Cornholio and people call him Sir.